me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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