I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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