it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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