Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
True strength comes from lack of pants
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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