i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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