I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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