It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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