one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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