You're completely useless in the revolution.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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