Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
