im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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