i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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