I want to stick my p in your. b.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
