So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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