I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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