I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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