good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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