my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just high enough for therapy.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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