i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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