And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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