Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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