OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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