It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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