I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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