we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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