Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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