Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Randomize
