once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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