I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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