yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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