Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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