let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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