I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
