he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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