I just saw a hot homeless man
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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