The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
