just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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