Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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