He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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