North Korea, Best Korea!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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