Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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