"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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