I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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