Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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