Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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