Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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