do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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