I just threw up on my dentist
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
