After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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