i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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