I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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