So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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